Real Name: David Joseph Williams
Pseudonyms: Davi Nico Bohm, Deadeye-Davi, Alan the Coconut, Sailor Brass Monkey
Birth Date: 07/27/84 (a Leo and a Wood Rat)
Nationality: American (i.e. a U.S. citizen)
Religion: Reform Judaism (with just a dash of Hoodoo)
Occupation: Retail, Student
Hobbies: Drinkin', Fightin', Cussin', Spittin' and Wrasslin'
Other: Gay as a box of birds, angry at what the young people are doing with their hair